What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Which laptop should I buy if I can't use a specific AI tool on my phone like pictory.ai?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

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