What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Instagram for iPad is reportedly coming soon; here’s when to expect it - 9to5Mac

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists Uncovered a 520-Million-Year-Old Fossil with Its Brain and Gut Perfectly Preserved - Indian Defence Review

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?