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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:04
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
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