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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:48

No way
Still no good.
No, not a chance
FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’ Official Trailer Reveals a Predatory Twist - The Hollywood Reporter
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Instagram for iPad is reportedly coming soon; here’s when to expect it - 9to5Mac
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
"Orthorexia" Is Becoming More And More Common, So Here's What Experts Say To Know About It - Yahoo
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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